Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
