Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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