Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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