I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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