Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
When are your genitals available?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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