Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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