If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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