your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
