Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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