thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
