i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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