I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
tell me about the fingering
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