"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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