so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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