Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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