awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I can't turn off my feet"
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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