Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I wear drunk well.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
