why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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