what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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