haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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