i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
