office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
