hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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