Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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