once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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