so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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