Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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