I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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