is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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