So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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