Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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