You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
In America we eat man semen.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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