All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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