the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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