I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
So much Jack, so little girl.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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