she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Randomize
