The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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