Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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