is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
