The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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