Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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