and you said cock pushups were impossible
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Let's paint friendship bongs
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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