Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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