Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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