listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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