your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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