D3 body, D1 cock
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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