yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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