dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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