ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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